J.S. Bach's The Coffee Cantata (Kaffe-Kantate)

by Christian Friedrich Henrici

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Composed for performance by Bach's Collegium at Zimmerman's Coffee House, Leipzip, between 1732 & 1734

(Recitative) Narrator:
Be quiet, stop chattering,
and pay attention to what's taking place:
here comes Herr Schlendrian
with his daughter Lieschen;
he's growling like a honey bear.
Hear for yourselves, what she has done to him!

(Aria) Schlendrian:
Don't one's children cause one
endless trials & tribulations!
What I say each day
to my daughter Lieschen
falls on stony ground.

(Recitative) Schlendrian:
You wicked child, you disobedient girl,
   oh! when will I get my way;
   give up coffee!

Lieschen:
Father, don't be so severe!
If I can't drink
my bowl of coffee three times daily,
then in my torment I will shrivel up
like a piece of roast goat.

(Aria) Lieschen:
Mm! how sweet the coffee tastes,
more delicious than a thousand kisses,
mellower than muscatel wine.
Coffee, coffee I must have,
and if someone wishes to give me a treat,
ah, then pour me out some coffee!

(Recitative) Schlendrian:
If you don't give up drinking coffee
   then you shan't go to any wedding feast,
   nor go out walking.
   oh! when will I get my way;
   give up coffee!

Lieschen:
Oh well!
   Just leave me my coffee!

Schlendrian:
Now I've got the little minx!
   I won't get you a whalebone skirt
   in the latest fashion.

Lieschen:
I can easily live with that.

Schlendrian:
You're not to stand at the window
   and watch people pass by!

Lieschen:
That as well, only I beg of you,
   leave me my coffee!

Schlendrian:
Furthermore, you shan't be getting
   any silver or gold ribbon
   for your bonnet from me!

 

Lieschen:
Yes, yes! only leave me to my pleasure!

Schlendrian:
You disobedient Lieschen you,
   so you go along with it all!

(Aria) Schlendrian:
Hard-hearted girls
are not so easily won over.
Yet if one finds their weak spot,
ah! then one comes away successful.

(Recitative) Schlendrian:
Now take heed what your father says!

Lieschen:
In everything but the coffee.

Schlendrian:
Well then, you'll have to resign yourself
   to never taking a husband.

Lieschen:
Oh yes! Father, a husband!

Schlendrian:
I swear it won't happen.

Lieschen:
Until I can forgo coffee?
   From now on, coffee, remain forever untouched!
Father, listen, I won't drink any.

Schlendrian:
Then you shall have a husband at last!

(Aria) Lieschen:
Today even
dear father, see to it!
Oh, a husband!
Really, that suits me splendidly!
If it could only happen soon
that at last, before I go to bed,
instead of coffee
I were to get a proper lover!

(Recitative) Narrator
Old Schlendrian goes off
to see if he can find a husband forthwith
for his daughter Lieschen;
but Leischen secretly lets it be known:
no suitor is to come to my house
unless he promises me,
and it is also written into the marriage contract,
that I will be permitted
to make myself coffee whenever I want.

Trio
A cat won't stop from catching mice,
and maidens remain faithful to their coffee.
The mother holds her coffee dear,
the grandmother drank it also,
who can thus rebuke the daughters!

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