My canned coffee experiences are few, and limited almost solely to a week in Japan last February.

But in that week I consumed some vast quantity, determined to find the best I could find.

This was it.
(though the label was of a more refined colour palette. Gold, black, dark brown.)

"Beautiful"
"No. Handsome"

Yes, handsome.

Hah! Sorry, I tried to put a link in a picture of the variant can, and that looked ok in the preview, but when I posted it, I guess the code got eaten.

I had to run weeping from the room, of course.

That's OK, Joseph. I have a pretty good imagination, so I was able to "vibe" off your brief description and conclude that the can must indeed be handsome.

So change those tears into tears of joy, because this is a place of benevolence and understanding. Except when there's beer involved -- then things get a little messy.